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    <updated>2007-02-22T01:08:28Z</updated>
    <subtitle>We&apos;ve listed everything Carlos Mencia has appeared in that is available in book, DVD or CD.</subtitle>
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    <title>Ned Menstealia Stole My Joke Shirts</title>
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    <published>2007-02-22T00:57:58Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-22T01:08:28Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Buy Now at:www.imafraidofamericans.com</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p> Be the first one on your block to show support for comics.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Some comics say,  <i>"Carlos Menstelia is a stand up terrorist ."</i> Now it's your chance to throw it back in their face! </p>

<p>These shirts have black text screenprinted on high quality, White AAA Tees. Multiple sizes are available, but only mens style shirts are currently available.</p>

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    <title>Carlos Mencia: Ned or Alive</title>
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    <published>2007-02-21T00:16:04Z</published>
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    <summary>BUY T-SHIRT NOW</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>New t-shirt: Carlos Mencia: Wanted: Ned or Alive.<br />
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        <![CDATA[<p>Now you can show the world you are a huge fan of Carlos Mencia with this t-shirt! </p>

<p>All t-shirts are made from Gildan "Ultra Cotton" shirts (100% preshrunk cotton) for years of durable wear. Hoodies will be available shortly.</p>

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    <title>This Is Carlos Mencia: Spanglish</title>
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    <published>2007-02-16T07:01:54Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-16T07:26:42Z</updated>
    
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Carlos Mencia - Spanglish

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        <![CDATA[<p>With Hispanic immigration the hottest political topic in the nation, Carlos Mencia—the Latino version of Chris Rock—makes both sides of the border laugh with Take A Joke America.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?ie=UTF8&keywords=B000FOPQ14&tag=planetwally-20&index=music&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325"><img src="/store/photos/spanglish.jpg" hspace="4" width="240" align="right" border="0" alt="Carlos Mencia: Spanglish" /></a></p>

<p>Street smart, irreverent, controversial and bilingual, Mencia first took on the issue six years ago when the album, his major-label debut, was originally released. What he had to say then is as fresh and in-your-face as today’s headlines. So Take A Joke America again, this time in both Spanglish Parental Advisory version and a clean edit. And by clean we mean the sound is not distorted.</p>]]>
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    <title>Carlos Mencia - No Strings Attached</title>
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    <published>2007-02-16T02:10:34Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-16T07:58:00Z</updated>
    
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No StringsAttached</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Meet Carlos Mencia. He has quite a few opinions on just about everything. This is an extended and uncensored comedy performance filmed in San Francisco.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?ie=UTF8&keywords=B000GG4Y3W&tag=planetwally-20&index=music&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325"><img src="/store/photos/nostringsattached.jpg" hspace="4" width="225" align="right" border="0" alt="Carlos Mencia - No Strings Attached" /></a></p>

<p>Carlos takes on race relations, the police, immigration laws, religion and the mentally challenged. You will either be wincing or laughing, but either way, he doesn’t really care, because as Carlos is quick to point out, if you ain’t laughing, you ain't living.</p>]]>
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    <title>Mind of Mencia: Uncensored 2nd Season</title>
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    <published>2007-02-16T01:59:56Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-16T07:46:38Z</updated>
    
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Mind of Mencia: Season 2</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Carlos lets it all fly with absolutely no censoring of the original shows. Enjoy every raw moment in this complete DVD collection.</p>]]>
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<p>In Season 1, Carlos figures out his footing. In Season 2, Carlos makes up for lost ground. If there is a person to offend, if there is a situation to make people uncomfortable, if their is a burr in his butt, Carlos Mencia lets it all out and look out anybody who gets in his way. You would think they would ban people for doing this on TV. So far he's getting away with it.</p>]]>
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    <title>Carlos Mencia - Unmerciful</title>
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    <published>2005-12-17T23:33:20Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-16T07:50:17Z</updated>
    
    <summary>Unmerciful</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p> This wonderfully funny, riotous routine, you will be laughing at everything on this CD.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.carlosmenciagear.com/cds/unmerciful.htm" target="_blank"><img align="right" src="/store/photos/unmerciful.jpg" width="200" border="0" alt="Carlos Mencia - Unmerciful" /></a></p>

<p>This CD was recorded in 2003 and represents the set Carlos was doing at the time in clubs and colleges around the US. There are a lot of old bits which might sound familiar to new fans. </p>

<p>It's definitely worth a listen.</p>

<p>This CD is not sold in stores, you can only but it at his shows or by clicking the link below.</p>]]>
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    <title>50 things you should know about Carlos Mencia</title>
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    <published>2005-12-17T23:24:34Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-21T00:30:53Z</updated>
    
    <summary>

Carlos MenciaBiography</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A new biography on Carlos Mencia.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p> Written om 2005 by author Albert Sgambati, this biography covers the life of Mencia and his most-recent work. </p>]]>
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    <title>Mind of Mencia: Complete First Season</title>
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    <published>2005-12-17T23:18:16Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-16T08:55:45Z</updated>
    
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Mind of Mencia</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Watch twelve merciless episodes from the first season of Comedy Central's new hit show where Carlos takes on everything from white people to black people to brown people to slightly tan people. </p>]]>
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<p>Be warned, in Mencia's small mind, no one's safe from his raging rants and whip-smart instincts.</p>

<p>Carlos Mencia somehow finds a way to make jokes about Asians, whites, Arabs, and African Americans, but he rarely says anything that makes the viewer cringe. Somehow, the manic comic makes the person he's making fun of feel he's in on the joke. It's almost as if you've heard it before.</p>]]>
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    <title>Proud Family Movie</title>
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    <published>2005-10-02T18:13:14Z</published>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Carlos Mencia reprises his role as Felix Boulevardez from the hit Disney TV series in the movie.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Penny and her family are lured on an all expenses paid vacation where a mad scientist captures them, refusing to let them go because Oscar won't reveal his on of his secret Proud Snacks formulas.</p>]]>
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    <title>The Proud Family</title>
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    <published>2005-10-02T18:11:03Z</published>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There's no place like home, girl!</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>14 year-old Penny Proud (Kyla Pratt) has one whacky family: over-protective father, Oscar (Tommy Davidson), loving mother, Trudy (Paula Jai Parker), little brother Cece and sister Bebe (Tara Strong), and hard-core grandmother Suga Mama (Jo Marie Payton). Her wild friends: Dijonay (Karen Malina White), Sticky (Orlando Brown), Zoey (Soleil Moon Fyre), and LaCienega (Alisa Reyes). And the bullies The Gross Sisters (Raquel Lee).</p>]]>
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    <title>29 Palms</title>
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    <published>2005-10-02T18:08:30Z</published>
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        <![CDATA[<p>When an undercover FBI agent uncovers illegal gambling activities at an Indian casino, he goes on the run as the mob's best hit man is hired to take him out. And when he accidentally ends up with the hit man's bag of money, he really has nowhere to turn in the small town of 29 Palms. </p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>Rated R for language, violence, some sexual content and brief drug use.</p>]]>
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    <title>Outta Time</title>
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    <published>2005-10-02T18:05:26Z</published>
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        <![CDATA[<p>See Carlos Mencia in his role of Juancho. It stars Mario López and Tim Sitarz.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>A handsome and talented college student, David Morales, is devastated when a bum knee causes him to lose his scholarship to the University of San Diego. Unwilling to disappoint his proud mother, Morales wastes no time in looking for a job to pay his way through school. So when he meets the mysterious Professor Darabont who offers him a very well paying job to transport sealed packages across the Mexican border, Morales cannot refuse.</p>]]>
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    <title>The Three Amigos - Uncensored Stand-Up</title>
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    <published>2005-10-02T18:01:24Z</published>
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Three Amigos</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Three popular Latino comedians on one DVD. Carlos Mencia, Freddy Soto and Pablo Francisco. It features 31 minutes of Mencia.</p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p>This dvd is a blast. Although raunchy and tasteless, it will make you chuckle.</p>]]>
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    <title>Take a Joke America</title>
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    <published>2005-10-02T06:15:35Z</published>
    <updated>2007-02-16T07:31:52Z</updated>
    
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is a wonderfully funny, riotous CD that if you can allow yourself to laugh at anything, you will be laughing at everything on this CD. </p>]]>
        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?ie=UTF8&keywords=B00004SYS8&tag=planetwally-20&index=music&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325"><img src="/store/photos/takeajoke.jpg" hspace="2" width="150" align="right" border="0" alt="Carlos Mencia: Take a Joke America" /></a></p>

<p>Carlos does a masterful job of combining comedy with a serious message. He is funny and irreverant. He uses lots of profanity & explicit situations all to his advantage. He is equally opportunistic in his jokes towards all people- because the final message here is this: Laugh & love at ourselves & be tolerant of all people, no matter what color they are or where they are from. I have seen him do stand up on TV as well & he is just as funny on this CD. Seeing him is always a treat, but he transfers very well to audio.</p>]]>
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    <title>Carlos Mencia: Not for the Easily Offended</title>
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    <published>2005-10-02T06:07:55Z</published>
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        <![CDATA[<p>In this incredibly funny, raw, biting and ultimately smart routine, Carlos Mencia covers taboo topics including ethnic stereotypes, race relations, immigration, war, patriotism, capitalism and family with brutal honesty and unrelenting provocativeness.</p>]]>
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<p>Comedian Carlos Mencia represents the internal voice inside us and demands we admit to thinking what he says out loud. Be prepared to laugh, get red in the face, and rewind to make sure he actually said what you think he said. </p>

<p>In this incredibly funny, raw, biting and ultimately smart routine, Carlos Mencia covers taboo topics including ethnic stereotypes, race relations, immigration, war, patriotism, capitalism and family with brutal honesty and unrelenting provocativeness. Mencia represents the internal voice inside us and demands we admit to thinking what he says out loud, or he'll say it even louder. Be prepared to "laugh", get red in the face, and rewind to make sure he actually said what you think he said. Most of all, get ready to have a great time (if you’re not easily offended) with Carlos Mencia.</p>]]>
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